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Leftys and Left-handed Guitars

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Tuesday, December 17, 2019, In : Music 

I was asked a question a little while ago on a social media platform.  The question was:

If you're left-handed, is it better to start on a left-handed or right-handed guitar?

Being left-handed myself, and someone who plays guitar "right-handed", as well as being a guitar instructor, I have developed fairly strong opinions on this.  If you happen to be a left-hander who plays a left-handed guitar, please don't take offense at this because it really only applies to those who are just beginning ...


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Manitoba Premier Declares "Climate Emergency" Ahead of Fall Election

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Sunday, August 18, 2019, In : News... 

In what is sure to become the most aggressive campaign promise to date, Premier Brian Pallister has declared war on Manitoba's ruthless winter weather. In a hastily prepared press conference last Thursday, Pallister stated that by, "declaring a climate emergency, Winnipeg City Council is recognizing the magnitude of the challenge we face in surviving climate change."
The Premier unveiled his plan to fight Winter at City Hall amid the 29° heat that's become all too prevalent this summer. 

Ac...

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Trans-Guitarist Opts for Callous Transplants

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Wednesday, May 15, 2019,
Taylor Goodwin, a trans-guitarist known to his friends as "Shredder" has decided to continue his transition by getting callous transplants on the fingers of his left hand as well as hair extensions at his local salon.  Says Goodwin, "I've always known I was a guitarist.  Even as young as 3 I remember shredding on air guitar to Van Halen's Eruption."  All through high school, Goodwin has been seen by his classmates as "different" and he's also been the victim of much bullying.  Eric Paget, who...
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Underwear Lobbyists Advocate for Endangered Species Classification

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Sunday, April 28, 2019, In : News... 
 

The Canadian Underwear Preservation Society (CUPS) has stepped up its efforts to have underwear added to the endangered species list.

John Long, a spokesperson for the CUPS chapter in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan says, "The science is settled on this.  We've been monitoring the size of gotch since the mid 1900's and we've noticed that underwear has been steadily decreasing in size since the start of the industrial revolution.  It's obvious to us that the main reason we're in this mess is be...

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A Loss of Faith

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Sunday, April 28, 2019, In : Deep (and not so deep) Thoughts 
I love facts, I guess because a fact is something that is solid - something that can be depended upon.  A fact is an anchor that you can always go back to when things don't work out.  Sometimes a fact can tell you why something didn't work out, and sometimes a fact just makes you ask more questions, but regardless, a fact is, well... factual.  
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The Old Lady

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Saturday, April 27, 2019, In : Stories 
When I moved to Morden (for the second time) in 1999, I bought a small house as a fixer-upper.  It needed a lot of work but I knew how to do the work and I got a good deal on the house so for me as a bachelor it was a pretty sweet deal.  The house was (and still is) right behind the Chinese restaurant and so was not immune to the various aromas that are part of that whole deal.

A couple of weeks after I moved in, I was out in the back yard on a particularly beautiful fall morning and noticed t...

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New Study Urges Communities to Curb Coffee Consumption

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Saturday, April 27, 2019, In : News... 

The Canadian Press · Posted: Apr 26, 2019 12:03 PM ET | Last Updated: 3 hours ago

 

A new study released this week claims the continued rise in caffeine consumption will spell certain disaster for the human race.  The study, published by the Inter-municipal Panel on Coffee Consumption (IPCC) alleges that as coffee consumption rises in North America,  people are less able to fully relax and recuperate from the stresses of living in a fast-paced consumer oriented society.  The study also reports...

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Where have all the songsters gone?

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Thursday, June 8, 2017, In : Music 
Where have all the great songwriters gone?  Or maybe the more pertinent question is, "If there are great songwriters, will people even listen to them?" 
I'm thinking of guys like The Eagles, Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, Joni Mitchell, Gordon Lightfoot, Lennon/McCartney and a host of others as well. Add whoever you want to the list, but I'm talking about people who wrote amazing songs that were hugely popular at the time and these songs are still alive and well 40 or 50 years later. Will any of th...

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BREAKING!!! NEW STUDY SHOWS HEADLINES WITH CAPITALS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS MAINLY BS!!!

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Wednesday, December 7, 2016, In : News... 



A new study conducted by an independent research group from Canada has concluded that news articles using mainly capital letters and exclamation points in the headline are generally full of BS.

"We have found a direct correlation between the amount of capital letters and exclamation points in a headline, and the total amount of BS in the news article itself", says chief researcher Kenneth Hiebert.

The team also discovered that the sites on which these articles normally appear are no...


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The Cat on the Road

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Sunday, April 21, 2013, In : Stories 

The Cat on the Road


Here's a story I got from my brother that apparently happened to a guy he worked with. True or not, it definitely makes a good story.
  
Apparently this dude had shown up for work a half hour late one Monday morning, but lucky for him he had an excellent excuse.  It seems he had been driving a little fast on the way to work that morning and hadn't seen the neighbor's cat as it sprinted across the road.  He swerved and hammered on the brakes but still hit the poor animal....

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The Bridge

Posted by Ken Hiebert on Sunday, December 2, 2012, In : Stories 

The Bridge



The old man stood, leaning on his pole in the bow of his small craft, gazing intently across the wide river at the massive structure. Dozens of men were crawling all over it like so many ants on a stick.


He remembered a time when men weren’t so proud - a time when they accepted there were things they didn’t understand, things they could not do. Now it seemed as though there was nothing they wouldn’t attempt. They seemed to believe there was nothing they couldn’t s...


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I'm a guitar instructor in a small town. I love teaching and I love playing music. I also love doing things that have nothing to do with music... or teaching... or teaching music.